If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered Whole milk then you?re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I?ll just pour it in someone else?s coffee.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Coffee] [Nonsense] [Labels] [Receive] [Label] [Unprepared] [Reception]
I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I?ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.
[Jarod Kintz] [Women] [Sex] [Alcohol] [Magic] [Woman] [Night] [Nonsense] [Clones] [Magical] [Drinks] [Nocturnal] [Offer] [Sherry]
Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA?s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn?t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney?s diary.
[Jarod Kintz] [Character] [Absurd] [Diary] [Conspiracy] [Fake] [Nonsense] [Moon] [Disney] [Columbus] [Century] [Conspiracy Theory] [Nasa] [Faked] [Moon Landing] [Amerigo Vespucci] [Conspiracy Theorists] [15Th Century] [New World]
A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka