Nonsense Quotes

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Take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself.
[Lewis Carroll] [Nonsense] [Prose] [Verse]

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I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.
[Jarod Kintz] [Time] [Communication] [Nonsense] [Realization] [Talking] [Talk] [Lips] [Introvert] [Lunatic] [Communicate] [Inside Out]

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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
[Lewis Carroll] [Nonsense]

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Xxxx xxxx x xxxx, xxxxx xxx x xxx xxx x xxxx. Xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xx Xxxxxxx.
[Funny] [Nonsense] [Pseudonymous Bosch] [Pseudonymous] [The Name Of This Book Is Secret] [Boch]

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I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
[Money] [Nonsense] [Rich] [Steve Martin]

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If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered Whole milk then you?re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I?ll just pour it in someone else?s coffee.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Coffee] [Nonsense] [Labels] [Receive] [Label] [Unprepared] [Reception]

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in nonsense is strength
[Kurt Vonnegut] [Nonsense]

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You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn?t fit inside. But just because it won?t fit, doesn?t mean you shouldn?t empty the trash.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Nonsense] [Ridiculous] [Trash]

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When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I?ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I?ll feel, she?ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.
[Jarod Kintz] [Birthday] [Age] [Nonsense] [Old] [Old Age] [Grandma] [Thirty]

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I?ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you?re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.
[Jarod Kintz] [Coffee] [Drink] [Child] [Thirsty] [Nonsense] [Breasts] [Breastfeeding] [Sugar] [Nipples]

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My love may be invisible, but that doesn?t mean you can?t taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Strange] [Nonsense] [Bitter] [Invisible] [Taste] [Sonic Boom]

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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
[Fantasy] [Kids] [Fiction] [Absurd] [Silly] [Nonsense] [Sound] [Hearing] [Bathtub] [Norton Juster] [Octopus]

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Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA?s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn?t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney?s diary.
[Jarod Kintz] [Character] [Absurd] [Conspiracy] [Diary] [Nonsense] [Moon] [Fake] [Disney] [Columbus] [Century] [Nasa] [Conspiracy Theory] [Faked] [Amerigo Vespucci] [Moon Landing] [15Th Century] [Conspiracy Theorists] [New World]

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Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don?t pet my 3:33 pm.
[Jarod Kintz] [Time] [Absurd] [Nonsense] [Pet] [3 33] [Quick]

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Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like?hey, what is that in the sky?
[Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Basketball] [Bird] [Nonsense] [Sky] [Distraction] [Vagina]

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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka
[Nonsense]

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Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!
[Funny] [Insult] [Nonsense] [Kathryn Lasky] [Otulissa]

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Smee! Raise the Ladies!
[Nonsense] [Dave Barry]

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How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.
[C.S. Lewis] [Metaphysics] [Questions] [Nonsense] [Theology] [Metaphysical] [Questioning Mind]

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That doesn't sound very attractive,' laughed Anne. 'I like people to have a little nonsense about them.
[L.M. Montgomery] [Nonsense]