Nonsense Quotes

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Take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself.
[Lewis Carroll] [Nonsense] [Prose] [Verse]

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I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because I spend most of my time talking to myself.
[Jarod Kintz] [Time] [Communication] [Realization] [Nonsense] [Talking] [Talk] [Lips] [Introvert] [Communicate] [Lunatic] [Inside Out]

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Xxxx xxxx x xxxx, xxxxx xxx x xxx xxx x xxxx. Xxxx xxxx xxxx x xxxxx xxxx xx Xxxxxxx.
[Funny] [Nonsense] [Pseudonymous Bosch] [Pseudonymous] [Boch] [The Name Of This Book Is Secret]

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I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.
[Money] [Nonsense] [Rich] [Steve Martin]

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in nonsense is strength
[Kurt Vonnegut] [Nonsense]

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You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn?t fit inside. But just because it won?t fit, doesn?t mean you shouldn?t empty the trash.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Nonsense] [Ridiculous] [Trash]

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I?ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you?re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.
[Jarod Kintz] [Coffee] [Drink] [Child] [Thirsty] [Nonsense] [Breasts] [Sugar] [Breastfeeding] [Nipples]

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My love may be invisible, but that doesn?t mean you can?t taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Strange] [Nonsense] [Invisible] [Bitter] [Taste] [Sonic Boom]

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Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
[Fantasy] [Kids] [Fiction] [Absurd] [Silly] [Nonsense] [Sound] [Hearing] [Norton Juster] [Bathtub] [Octopus]

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Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA?s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn?t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney?s diary.
[Jarod Kintz] [Character] [Absurd] [Diary] [Conspiracy] [Nonsense] [Moon] [Fake] [Disney] [Columbus] [Century] [Nasa] [Conspiracy Theory] [Faked] [Amerigo Vespucci] [Moon Landing] [Conspiracy Theorists] [15Th Century] [New World]

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Quick! Hide under my 3:33 am, but don?t pet my 3:33 pm.
[Jarod Kintz] [Time] [Absurd] [Nonsense] [Pet] [3 33] [Quick]

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Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like?hey, what is that in the sky?
[Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Basketball] [Nonsense] [Sky] [Bird] [Distraction] [Vagina]

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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men. Willy Wonka
[Nonsense]

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Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!
[Funny] [Insult] [Nonsense] [Kathryn Lasky] [Otulissa]

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Smee! Raise the Ladies!
[Nonsense] [Dave Barry]

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How many hours are there in a mile? Is yellow square or round? Probably half the questions we ask-half our great theological and metaphysical problems-are like that.
[C.S. Lewis] [Metaphysics] [Questions] [Nonsense] [Theology] [Metaphysical] [Questioning Mind]

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That doesn't sound very attractive,' laughed Anne. 'I like people to have a little nonsense about them.
[L.M. Montgomery] [Nonsense]

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To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.
[Toba Beta] [Nonsense] [Sense] [Bullshit] [Ear] [Nose] [Recognize]

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- Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon... I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. - What did he die of? - Bunbury? Oh, he was exploded!
[Oscar Wilde] [Nonsense] [Misunderstandings] [Whatever] [Stupid Things] [Things I Like]

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The safe and cultural method of eating crackers in bed is to wear a diver's suit instead of pajamas.
[Advice] [Nonsense] [Basil Wolverton]