If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered Whole milk then you?re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I?ll just pour it in someone else?s coffee.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Coffee] [Nonsense] [Labels] [Receive] [Unprepared] [Label] [Reception]
I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.
[Love] [Jarod Kintz] [Women] [Absurd] [Devotion] [Commitment] [Strange] [Clothing] [Clone] [Nonsense] [Stitching] [Jacket] [I Love Jenn] [Tailored] [Love Interest] [I Love Jennifer]
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought? So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
[Poetry] [Lewis Carroll] [Nonsense] [Jabberwocky]
Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA?s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn?t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney?s diary.
[Jarod Kintz] [Absurd] [Character] [Fake] [Conspiracy] [Diary] [Moon] [Nonsense] [Disney] [Columbus] [Century] [Conspiracy Theory] [Amerigo Vespucci] [Faked] [Nasa] [Moon Landing] [15Th Century] [Conspiracy Theorists] [New World]
She wore tight corsets to give her a teeny waist - I helped her lace them up - but they had the effect of causing her to faint. Mom called it the vapors and said it was a sign of her high breeding and delicate nature. I thought it was a sign that the corset made it hard to breathe.
[Common Sense] [Jeannette Walls] [Fashion] [Nonsense] [Breeding] [Victorian Era]