Ron Weasley Quotes

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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy]

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I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writing," said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in midair. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside.
[J.K. Rowling] [Punishment] [Ron Weasley] [Detention] [Gregory Goyle] [Baboon]

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Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Taste] [Gregory Goyle] [Polyjuice Potion]

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Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he?s supposed to be our teacher!" Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. "Don?t you call Hagrid pathetic you foul?you evil?" "Hermione!" said Ron weakly and he tried to grab her hand as she swung it back. "Get Ron!" Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for instructions, thoroughly bewildered. "C?mon," Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three of them had disappeared into the passageway to the dungeons. "!" Ron said again, sounding both stunned and impressed.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy] [Bold]

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Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Santa] [Muggles] [Gnome]

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I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Ferret]

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Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Disgusting]

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As Harry and Ron rounded the clump of trees behind which Harry had first heard the dragons roar, a witch leapt out from behind them. It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them. "Congratulations, Harry!' she said beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How do you feel now about the fairness of the scoring?" "Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Goodbye!
[J.K. Rowling] [Dragons] [Ron Weasley] [Rita Skeeter]

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I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now-" "A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Telephone] [Muggles] [Idiom]

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Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.
[Funny] [J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Harry] [Potter] [Deathly Hallows] [Weasley] [Hallows] [Deathly]

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Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then i expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone else might say about her if she starts going out with Harry . And she probably can't work out what her feelings towards Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's flying so badly." A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said," One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.
[Love] [J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Cedric Diggory] [Order Of The Phoenix]

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But you don't give a rat's fart about my sister, do you?
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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S-spiders! Spiders want me to tap-dance... I don't want to tap-dance... -Ron Weasley
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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He?s gone, Harry told himself. He?s gone. He had to keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, as though repetition would dull the shock of it. He?s gone and he?s not coming back. And that was the simple truth of it, Harry knew, because their protective enchantments meant that it would be impossible, once they vacated this spot, for Ron to find them again.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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We get a move on you know... ask someone. He's right. We don't want to end up with a pair of trolls." Hermione let out a sputter of indignation. "A pair of... excuse me?" "Well - you know," said Ron shrugging. "I'd rather go alone than with - with Eloise Midgen, say." "Her acne's loads better lately - and she's really nice." "Her nose's off-centre," said Ron. "Oh I see," Hermione said bristling. "So basically you're going to take the best-looking girl who'll have you even if she's completely horrible?" "Er - yeah that sounds about right." said Ron. "I'm going to bed," Hermione snapped and she swept off toward the girls' staircase without another word.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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As they climbed the staircase, the photos of various Healers called out to them, diagnosing odd complaints and suggesting horrible remedies. Ron was seriously affronted when a medieval wizard called out that he clearly had a bad case of spattergroit. "And what's that supposed to be?" he asked angrily, as the Healer pursued him through six more portraits, shoving the occupants out of the way. "'Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young master, that will leave you pockmarked and more gruesome even than you are now --" "Watch who you're calling gruesome!" said Ron, his ears turning red. "The only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eels' eyes --" "I have not got spattergoit!" "But the unsightly blemishes on your visage, young master --" "They're freckles!" said Ron furiously.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can?t have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I?m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can?t break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I?d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy] [Snape] [Unbreakable Vow]

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You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Fred Weasley] [George Weasley]