Ron Weasley Quotes

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So that's little Scorpious. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank god you've inherited your mother's brains.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy]

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Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?" said Malfoy. "And he?s supposed to be our teacher!" Harry and Ron both made furious moves toward Malfoy, but Hermione got there first - SMACK! She had slapped Malfoy across the face with all the strength she could muster. Malfoy staggered. Harry, Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle stood flabbergasted as Hermione raised her hand again. "Don?t you call Hagrid pathetic you foul?you evil?" "Hermione!" said Ron weakly and he tried to grab her hand as she swung it back. "Get Ron!" Hermione pulled out her wand. Malfoy stepped backward. Crabbe and Goyle looked at him for instructions, thoroughly bewildered. "C?mon," Malfoy muttered, and in a moment, all three of them had disappeared into the passageway to the dungeons. "!" Ron said again, sounding both stunned and impressed.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy] [Bold]

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Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Santa] [Muggles] [Gnome]

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I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now-" "A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Telephone] [Muggles] [Idiom]

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Go on, have a pasty," said Harry, who had never had anything to share before or, indeed, anyone to share it with. It was a nice feeling, sitting there with Ron, eating their way through all Harry's pasties, cakes, and candies (the sandwiches lay forgotten).
[Friendship] [J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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Sure, we'll call you if we ever need someone mental!
[J.K. Rowling] [Insane] [Ron Weasley]

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Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.
[Funny] [J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Harry] [Potter] [Deathly Hallows] [Hallows] [Weasley] [Deathly]

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Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker towards Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half-raised his arms. Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach. 'Ouch - ow - gerroff! What the - ? Hermione - OW!' 'You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!' She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, sheilding his head as Hermione advanced. 'You - crawl - back - here - after - weeks - and - weeks - oh, where's my wand? She looked as though ready to wrestle it out of Harry's hands and he reacted instinctively. 'Protego!
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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S-spiders! Spiders want me to tap-dance... I don't want to tap-dance... -Ron Weasley
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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Enjoying it? I don?t reckon he?d come home if Dad didn?t make him. He?s obsessed. Just don?t get him on the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch?as I was saying to Mr. Crouch? Mr. Crouch is of the opinion? Mr. Crouch was telling me? They?ll be announcing their engagement any day now.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Percy Weasley]

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He?s gone, Harry told himself. He?s gone. He had to keep thinking it as he washed and dressed, as though repetition would dull the shock of it. He?s gone and he?s not coming back. And that was the simple truth of it, Harry knew, because their protective enchantments meant that it would be impossible, once they vacated this spot, for Ron to find them again.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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We get a move on you know... ask someone. He's right. We don't want to end up with a pair of trolls." Hermione let out a sputter of indignation. "A pair of... excuse me?" "Well - you know," said Ron shrugging. "I'd rather go alone than with - with Eloise Midgen, say." "Her acne's loads better lately - and she's really nice." "Her nose's off-centre," said Ron. "Oh I see," Hermione said bristling. "So basically you're going to take the best-looking girl who'll have you even if she's completely horrible?" "Er - yeah that sounds about right." said Ron. "I'm going to bed," Hermione snapped and she swept off toward the girls' staircase without another word.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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As they climbed the staircase, the photos of various Healers called out to them, diagnosing odd complaints and suggesting horrible remedies. Ron was seriously affronted when a medieval wizard called out that he clearly had a bad case of spattergroit. "And what's that supposed to be?" he asked angrily, as the Healer pursued him through six more portraits, shoving the occupants out of the way. "'Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young master, that will leave you pockmarked and more gruesome even than you are now --" "Watch who you're calling gruesome!" said Ron, his ears turning red. "The only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eels' eyes --" "I have not got spattergoit!" "But the unsightly blemishes on your visage, young master --" "They're freckles!" said Ron furiously.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley]

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An Unbreakable Vow?" said Ron, looking stunned. "Nah, he can?t have.... Are you sure?" "Yes I?m sure," said Harry. "Why, what does it mean?" "Well, you can?t break an Unbreakable Vow..." "I?d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Malfoy] [Snape] [Unbreakable Vow]

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You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Fred Weasley] [George Weasley]

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Don't talk to me." "Why not?" "Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Ferret Malfoy]

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From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.
[J.K. Rowling] [Ron Weasley] [Divination]

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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don?t let it worry you," said Ron. "It?s me. I?m extremely famous.
[J.K. Rowling] [Fame] [Ron Weasley] [Albus Potter]